darrynek: itshinyu: darrynek: why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so. get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
tahthetrickster: i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
Imagine if we're all still on Tumblr in our...
livstarks: we-must-unite: cerezsis: proudtobeahufflepuff: the third time I’ve broken my hip this week YOLO “Screw the new version of ‘Harry Potter.’ EMMA WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERMIONE” “Introduced the grandkids to Avatar today. They now know why their daddy’s name is Aang.” “Just bought Adele’s newest album ‘Adele 74’!!” “Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”
Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...– N (via beatboxgoesthump)
nefertiti-is-my-division: its-tuesday-again: sometimes i think i might be bi but then i’d rather climb a mountain than go in a cave, you feel me ‘cause you can see everything on a mountain but you never know what’s lurking in a cave are you implying that any given vagina may or may not contain a bear
psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
all i want is good eq, a big barn, smaller thighs,...
rinthewin: caffenespeaks: the legend This makes me so happy, and yet so sad. He was smart, he was a writer (you could tell by his phrasing) and this is something he TRULY cares about. That boy has a heart and he cares. He sees the truth for what it is and he refuses to sit idly and watch as the youth of america just stumbles by. BUT the teacher was done. She didn’t care. She was fed up. ...
nevvzealand: i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around